Posts by Mr. Falcon

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Do YOU View Any Type Of Porn? If You Were Still a JW Would You Be Able To Enjoy "Privileges"?

by minimus in

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since the newest body of elders letter was put on the internet, would your status be affected because of watching porn at all?

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Mr. Falcon

The only real sinners are people who still actually PAY for porn in this day and age.

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Mr. Falcon's Caption Contest!!! ENTER NOW!

by Mr. Falcon in

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frosted flakes..... they're grrrrrreat!.

Mr. Falcon

it's about time Keyser got off his lazy ass and entered the compitition. Very well, with Mr. Keyser's submittal, the contest is now closed and judging will now commence.

but since the Good Book tells me not to judge, less ye (in this case, me) will be judged, I will make this democratic.

The contestants are:

1) The soon-to-be-put-to-death SweetBabyCheezits

2) baltar447

3) thetrueone

4) Chariklo

5) unshackled

6) palmtree67

7) Nomadsoul

8) Bucketbot

9) Terry

10) Zoiks

11) edmond dantes

12) undercover

13) FlyingHighNow (but not for her Oliver Twist one, her plagerism was shameful)

14) Knows nothing

15) Lost Generation

... and the rest of you guys up to Keyser's post. Pick your 3 favorite, and maybe MAYBE there will be another finalist round. i got a good picture for that. Praise Rang.

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Mr. Falcon's Caption Contest!!! ENTER NOW!

by Mr. Falcon in

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frosted flakes..... they're grrrrrreat!.

Mr. Falcon

hahaha nice, Sab. Viewing porn on a measly 3G network? puuuu-leaze.

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Can the Watchtower Society survive without time reports?

by DT in

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there has already been much discussion about how the watchtower society has declared in australia that going door to door is part of a personal ministry.

this seems to be a lame attempt to avoid liability considering that they require time reports and have formal meetings for field service at the kingdom hall.. this is a bit of a dilemma.

reporting time and formal meetings for field service are important methods of control, however it's not clear if the organization is willing or able to handle the potential liability that may come from this.. imagine what would happen if they lost these methods of control.

Mr. Falcon

apparently an all-knowing God needs lowly humans to fill out little slips of paper.

(Isaiah 40:26) 26 “Raise YOUR eyes high up and see. Who has created these things? It is the One who is bringing forth the army of them even by number, all of whom he calls even by name. Due to the abundance of dynamic energy, he also being vigorous in power, not one [of them] is missing.

Praise Rang in the highest.

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Mr. Falcon's Caption Contest!!! ENTER NOW!

by Mr. Falcon in

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frosted flakes..... they're grrrrrreat!.

Mr. Falcon

As an independent Tupperware business owner, you'll enjoy the freedom of designing your own schedule, according to your priorities.

Need a flexible schedule to be there when your family needs you the most? No problem.
Want to enhance your current income by investing a few hours a week? You're not alone.
Interested in building a career that gives you all this and more?

With your own Tupperware business, you decide how much time to invest, you decide how much you want to earn and you can do all this and more while you party for a living!

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Mr. Falcon's Caption Contest!!! ENTER NOW!

by Mr. Falcon in

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frosted flakes..... they're grrrrrreat!.

Mr. Falcon

haha nice, Pam. i was waiting for someone to squeeze a Narnia reference in there.

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Mr. Falcon's Caption Contest!!! ENTER NOW!

by Mr. Falcon in

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frosted flakes..... they're grrrrrreat!.

Mr. Falcon

Chariklo, I feel your pain, but quite frankly FlyingHighNow is a cougar and I'll be g-damned before i turn down a cougar. But you are right, i will give first dibs to you, sir.

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